Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.
It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.
Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.
Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.
Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.
Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.
The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.Beautiful.
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Look how fast Pod comes to Tyrion’s aid at the beginning of the episode.
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Oh
My
God.
This season finale for Game of Thrones was just-





Ned’s Children: Sansa, Bran, Robb, Rickon, Jon and Arya.
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my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
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Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
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